Open my window and a breeze rolls in, and I jizz in my pants.
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th Sense, I jizzed in my pants.
I just heard on CNN that a bill is being introduced in congress for the legalization of online gambling, and I jizzed in my pants.
My apologies to The Lonely Island for plagiarizing their beautiful song, but ripping off Ren and Stimpy's "Happy Happy, Joy Joy" just wasn't going to cut it. I'm sorry too I couldn't make my added line to the song rhyme, but I just didn't have the patience to try.
Could it really happen? Could my dream of legally betting against (err, I mean for) the Broncos come true? Well, maybe.
According to various news groups, a bill is being presented to congress that would legalize online gambling. As you can imagine, I'm a bit choked up about it.
http://www.forbes.com/2009/05/06/gambling-barney-frank-markets-equities-online.html
I seriously doubt it will happen, but at least there's a chance. As the Forbes article says, the bill will most likely die in the senate, leaving me to ponder as I do every year whether to gamble illegally on the up coming football season or to just wait until I make it to Vegas.
I urge everyone out there to write their state senator (though I won't be doing this myself) and demand that they support this bill.
How fucking sweet would it be if they can pass this bill? Damn fucking sweet if you ask me.
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OH my love! It would be a dream come true for you. And, a good way for the government to make some much needed cash. I support it!
ReplyDeleteThat would be sweet, I'd definitely get in on the action.
ReplyDeleteI envision the day when I can legally place an online bet with my cell-phone while smoking pot at my favorite local brothel.