Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Return of the Diet Blog

Hi. My name is Triple L, and I'm a yo-yo dieter.

Much to my chagrin, it's that time again when the sight of my bloated belly prompts me to return to dieting hell.


I'm not really sure why I even bother. As good as I am at dropping the weight, I'm a complete failure at keeping it off. Moderation is against my religion, which is exactly why I fail.

Regardless though, it's time to try again. Maybe this time, somehow, I will figure out a way to stay motivated in keeping the weight off once my diet is finished.

Yep, let's go with that.

Stats:

Starting Weight- 211 lbs

Goal Weight- 180 lbs

Weight Lost- 0 lbs

What I Miss the Most- Jack Daniels

Current Mood- Toolish

Wish me luck friends. And for those of you who aren't as fond of me when I'm sober, I offer my sincerest apologies for the next 3-6 months of social awkwardness.

-LLL


3 comments:

  1. Maybe you should make different goals this time around. Like, "lose 5 pounds for every stupid move that McDaniels makes".

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  2. We can be sober tools together, Lance!

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