Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Weak/Week 3 Picks

5-7. I'm as bad at picking lines as I am at writing. Oh well. Let's try it again...

Atl +4.5 against Ne- My guess is that this will be a very high scoring game, but that ultimately the falcons will either win or will at least keep it close. Gotta take the points on this one.

Hou -4 against Jac- The jags burned me last week by getting blown out at home to the cards. Meanwhile Houston threw down a billion points on tenn, all while Matt Charles Schaub was on my bench in two different leagues. This week I start Schaub and I win this line.

Ten +2.5 against the NyJ- OK, maybe I'm a moron about this, but I refuse to believe in the jets. Last year it was Miami, this year its J-E-T-S. They could go undefeated and I'd still tell you they suck donkey balls. I'm glad they beat the pats though.

Chi -2.5 against Sea- Here's where all the talk about the Cutler/Orton trade turns back in favor of Cutler. Maybe all the idiot customers I help at the bank will finally shut up about how great they think Orton is.

Oak -1 over Den- It's a lock. A gimme. A sure fucking thing. I may miss on the rest of the lines, but I'll win this one.

Mia +6 over Sd- Everyones favorite Dr. Chris L. says that taking points against the bolts is the sure way to win a line bet. I'm going to trust that his nay saying is not a product of hate-goggles, but is an accurate reading of a professional sports team by a true fan that knows them better than they know themselves.

3 comments:

  1. hmmm +6, don't know if i'd take that much ...

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  2. you're an addict. Thank goodness for the governments intervention.

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  3. As for the last few weeks, just think of it this way: you're just getting all of the bad luck out of your system well in advance of Vegas.

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