Hey, guess what! I have a bulbous, irritable mouth sore sitting directly underneath my tongue. It's been there for about two days now, and it's driving me nucking futs. I can't stop tonguing it because it keeps bumping into my fucking tongue. Being that I've been prone to mouth sores my entire life, I'm not really worried about it despite its unusual size, coloration, and disposition (it's about the same size as a clitoris, the same color as a clitoris, and seems to respond in a similar fashion to tongue action as a clitoris). It's most likely just a canker sore that's taken up an unusual residence at the base of my Lingual Frenulum, but who knows. Maybe it's more. Maybe it's something else. Just in case, I've given it a name.
I shall call it Marla.
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How is Marla today? Any bigger? Any smaller?
ReplyDeleteGod that sucks.
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